Hitting a semi truck with a load of fertilizing manure, highly not advised... but if it happens, don't use an Explorer, they can't survive

That is not the way to end your day.
Photos from, and story at https://underthehollywoodsign.wordpress.com/2014/05/17/this-morning-near-the-hollyridge-trailhead-a-truckload-of-spilled-manure/